Funny 21 Questions

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in front of a crowd?

If your life had a blooper reel, what moment opens it?

What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten on a dare?

If you had to replace your hands with objects, what would you choose?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have cried about?

If your pet could review you as an owner, what score would you get?

What is the worst haircut you have ever had?

If you were a ghost, who would you haunt first and how?

What is the most embarrassing song on your playlist?

If you had a warning label, what would it say?

What is the strangest thing you believed as a kid?

If you could only speak in movie quotes for a day, how far would you get?

What is the most awkward text you have ever sent to the wrong person?

If your fridge could judge you, what would it say?

What is the most useless thing you have ever bought?

If you had to enter a contest you could not win, what would you enter?

What is the weirdest dream you can remember?

If you were famous, what would you be famous for that would embarrass your family?

What is the most dramatic you have ever been over something tiny?

If aliens abducted you and asked for the leader of Earth, who would you hand over?

What is the worst thing you have ever cooked?

If you could make one mild inconvenience illegal, what would it be?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done while sleepy?

If your browser history was published, what headline would it generate?

What is the silliest argument you have ever won?

If you had to wear one costume every day for a year, what would it be?

What is the most ridiculous fact you know off the top of your head?

If you could shrink one chore to the size of a coin, which would it be?

What is the strangest thing you have found in your pocket?

If you had a personal mascot, what would it be?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have waved back at someone who was not waving at you?

If you could only eat food that rhymes with your name, what is on the menu?

What is the worst advice you have ever followed?

If your inner monologue had a narrator, who would voice it?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done to impress someone?

If you could turn one everyday object into a musical instrument, what would it be?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have been afraid of?

If you had to give a TED talk with zero preparation, what is the topic?

What is the strangest thing you have overheard in public?

If you could swap voices with anyone for a day, who would be the funniest choice?

What is the most embarrassing autocorrect fail you have experienced?

If your life was a sitcom, what would the catchphrase be?

What is the weirdest thing you did when you were home alone as a kid?

If you could ban one word from the dictionary, what would it be?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have Googled this month?

If you had to narrate your morning routine like a nature documentary, how would it start?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done on a video call?

If you could give your past self one emoji as advice, what would it be?

What is the strangest thing you have eaten that you would eat again?

If you were a superhero but only for mildly helpful deeds, what is your power?

What is the worst outfit you wore in public and thought looked great?

If your dog or cat could talk for one minute, what secret of yours would spill?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done to avoid a phone call?

If you had to live inside a video game, which one would be the funniest disaster?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have said out loud while thinking it?

If you could make one animal the size of a horse, which would cause the most chaos?

What is the weirdest thing you have done when you were sick and bored?

If you had a theme song for walking into rooms, what would it be?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have argued about with a friend?

If you could only communicate through memes for a week, how would your relationships fare?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done at a wedding or party?

If your stuffed animals from childhood held a reunion, who would give the speech?

What is the weirdest thing you have tried to fix yourself instead of calling a pro?

If you had to rename yourself with a wrestling name, what would it be?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done because you were hangry?

If you could add one rule to a sport that would make it funnier, what would it be?

What is the most embarrassing thing in your camera roll right now?

If you had to eat one thing off a gas station menu forever, what would it be?

What is the weirdest thing you have done to pass time in a long line?

If your GPS had a personality, what would it say about your driving?

What is the most ridiculous thing you believed growing up?

If you could make one sound effect play every time you entered a room, what would it be?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done at the gym?

If you had to be a background character in a movie genre, which would you pick?

What is the weirdest thing you have found in a thrift store?

If you could only whisper or shout for one day, which would you choose?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done to get out of plans?

If your fridge restocked itself with one item only, what would you choose?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done while trying to be cool?

If you had to describe your cooking skills as a movie rating, what would it be?

What is the weirdest thing you have used as a pillow?

If you could make one inanimate object talk during a family dinner, what would you pick?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done for free food?

If you had a personal slogan, what would it be?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in a quiet room?

If you could only move by skipping, moonwalking, or crab-walking, which would you pick?

What is the weirdest thing you have done when you thought no one was watching?

If your life had a smell, what would it be?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done at 3 a.m.?

If you had to teach a class on one thing you are unqualified for, what would it be?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done while driving?

If you could replace your laugh with any sound, what would be funniest?

What is the weirdest thing you have done on a bet?

If you had to live with a sitcom laugh track for a week, when would it hurt most?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done to win a game?

If you could make one household chore do itself but it complained the whole time, which would you pick?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done in front of a teacher or boss?

If your shadow had its own personality, how would you two get along?

What is the weirdest thing you have done to get a stain out?

If you had to announce everything you do like a sports commentator for a day, what moment would break you?

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done because you misheard something?

If you could only clap or snap to get attention forever, which would you choose?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have sleep-texted or sleep-called someone about?

If your life had a blooper reel, what moment closes it?